Saturday, January 31, 2009

JOKES :THAT ARE ACTUALLY FUNNY

1. Ben : What city can you not find even with a compass
Sally: I don't know
Ben : Lost Angelos

2. Julie: What do spiders do at night
Kara: I don't know, what
Julie: Surf the web

3. Tom: What kind of cheese do teachers like on their pizza
Bob: What kind
Tom: Grated

IF YOU HAVE ANY JOKES PUT THEM IN YOUR COMMENTS
DAVID

4 comments:

  1. Welcome to Blogger, David!

    LOL @ the jokes. :)

    God bless, J.J.

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  2. Welcome to Blooger David. Wow you are a Star Wars fan!!1 That's really cool. You will have to check my blog out some time.

    Lucas

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  3. Hi David :)
    Nice job so far! (I'm a friend of Ryan's...and probably started this whole recent stream of new blogs! I manage 2 myself...other people must have gotten hooked somehow...)

    A few jokes :)

    Writing is 10% talent, 90% stamina, and 5% the inability to do math.

    The customer in a Russian restaurant says: "Waiter, this plate is wet." The waiter says: "The plate's not wet. That's the soup."

    Texas Joke

    Why did the chicken cross the road? (To prove to the armadillo it could be done.)

    Have fun on Blogger!

    Allison Marshall

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